They call me 'Sister Mary Sunshine'. I never quite understood how I got this nickname, but it's stuck through a divorce, a bad relationship and now this.
So today I'm driving in my car, grooving to some Queensriche and having a jolly good time cruising on the highway as I made my way through the city. At some point, I glanced into my rearview mirror and saw an SUV about to pummel me from behind. Holy shit! I desperately tried to get out of the way and...
HOLY SHIT again....somehow the SUV had gone into the far right hand lane...rather three lanes away from me and was flipping me off.
Excuse me?
I tried to get out of the way!!
So I calmed myself down and then I saw my exit. I made my way over to the far right hand lane to make my exit. Low and behold, mr too fast SUV was in the far left hand lane...AND was behind me.
I couldn't resist myself. I flipped him off as I went by. I know, I know..BAD BAD...but still...
Before I knew it, he was behind me in the exit lane. OMG!!! I didn't know what to think! My mind flashed to my brains smooshed on the sidewalk. I seriously thought I was going to die at the hand of a bird flipping, SUV driving bandit.
Holy shit!!! I went into the near left hand lane, said a prayer and apologized, then made my way back to the exit lane.
THANK the goddess he didn't follow me. I was really scared he was going to follow me and shoot me with a gun or something else.
Anyway....this event today got me thinking about our world as it is today. People are just so impatient, so unhappy, so angry. What happened to us? Seriously?
What happened? Having a car is a luxury. Driving a car is another luxury. Driving mad? When did that become normal?
I know I am not perfect, but still....jeez.
I tried to get out of the way
I was unfortunately not fast enough
I got flipped off as a result.
By a POS SUV
Where is the love?
There is none, unfortunately. People are just too angry. They are too impatient. Damn, it angers me. I know I am Sister Mary Sunshine, but still. Damn it upsets me.
Where is the love?
I don't think anyone knows. I'm still Sister Mary Sunshine.
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